Dean's Tweets

• Lotsa people (mostly Rose, my fuckin mom), were worried if I pissed money I'd get harsh paper cuts. Don't stresser, I'd piss silver dollars.
• If I had one fuckin wish, it'd be to piss money, that way I'd be getting double loaded every time I drank a flat of beer.
• Hey Twitter, I got a thousand followers. Where's my free fuckin pizza?